A Pun for the Harvesting Season
"A North Dakota botanist has discovered that a herbicide can [stunt] the height of sunflowers."
October 31, 1986
On this day, The Tribune out of Seymour, Indiana, shared a post about making sunflowers shorter:
A North Dakota botanist has discovered that a herbicide can [stunt] the height of sunflowers.
[An easier harvesting experience makes] the crop more profitable.
[He] should write a book:
How to Make Money in a Declining Stalk Market.